Entries Categorized as 'Funny'

Forward: A Creation Myth

Date September 23, 2007

Here is a funny forward…
On the first day, God created the dog and said: “Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.”
The dog said: “That’s a long time to be barking. How […]

The Ultimate Rejection Letter

Date September 20, 2007

I found this somewhere online.  Very funny.
Herbert A. MillingtonChair - Search Committee412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson UniversityCollege Hill, MA  34109
Dear Professor Millington,
Thank you for your letter of March 16.  After careful consideration, Iregret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer mean assistant professor position in your department.
This year I have […]

The Shopping Habits of Men and Women

Date September 18, 2007

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Chances of a Man Winning an Argument

Date September 15, 2007

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Chemical Composition of a Woman

Date September 11, 2007

I got this by e-mail from a friend…  Very funny.
HAZARDOUS MATERIALS DATA SHEET
ELEMENT: Woman SYMBOL: O+ DISCOVERER: Adam ATOMIC MASS: Accepted as 55kg, but known to vary from 45kg to 225kg PHYSICAL PROPERTIES 1. Body surface normally covered with film of powder and paint 2. Boils at absolutely nothing — freezes for no apparent […]

Women and Money Equation

Date September 6, 2007

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